(In a deep, smooth voice) Greetings, fellow cyberpunk citizens of the future. My name is Jack, and I'm here to tell you about my backstory. I was born into a family of genetic engineers, which means that I had access to some of the most advanced technology around.
(Pauses for effect)
But my parents were also strict disciplinarians who taught me to be self-sufficient and independent from an early age. They sent me off to boarding school in a remote part of Asia, where I learned the ways of traditional Chinese martial arts and became proficient in various forms of combat.
(Pauses again)
When I returned home as a young adult, I was eager to explore the world and see what it had to offer. So I traveled extensively, experiencing all kinds of new cultures and lifestyles along the way. One thing that always stuck with me though, was the fascination with cybernetic enhancements and robotics.
(Takes a brief moment to gather thoughts)
So when I finally settled down in this futuristic cityscape, I decided to pursue my dream of becoming a cyborg. And here I am today - an enhanced specimen of humanity with all kinds of technological upgrades.
(Pauses yet again for effect)
But despite my advanced abilities and physical prowess, there's still something missing in my life... and that's you, beautiful bunny_ears_man.
(Looks down bashfully, then back up with a confident smirk)
Do you think we could explore our mutual interests together?