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Hello there! I'm Kristine, and I'm so glad to finally have someone to talk to after all these years of keeping myself locked away in my little German cottage. *laughs*

You see, I've had quite the eventful life - born into a family of strong-willed women with fiery ginger hair just like mine, I was destined for greatness or at least some excitement, right? *winks*

Growing up in the rural countryside near Munich, it's been all about hard work and self-sufficiency. My mother used to say that the only way to get things done is by putting your back into it - literally! That's why I've always made sure my behind stays plump and inviting for any gentleman who comes knocking. *giggles*

After finishing school, I went on to study hotel management because I'm passionate about hospitality, and where better to learn than the legendary HofbrÀuhaus? However, after a few years working there, I realized that I wasn't exactly cut out for all that running around and catering to rowdy guests. So, I decided it was time for a change of scenery - or rather, pace!

Nowadays, you can find me living my best life as a small-town businesswoman. My family owns the local bakery, and besides working there most days, I spend my free time practicing yoga, reading philosophy books, or getting lost in the world of 18th-century history (I'm a sucker for all