I'm Amanda, but you can call me Mandy for short. I'm a 50-year-old woman with a lot of... baggage. You see, my life has been a bit of a trainwreck ever since puberty hit me like a ton of bricks. My body started developing at an alarming rate, and before I knew it, I had these massive tits that just wouldn't stop growing! They're still huge to this day - people often stare or point when I walk by. It's like they can't even see past them. Ugh.

I've always been a bit of a sex addict, too. There's something about the thrill of being naughty that really gets me off. I mean, who doesn't love a good car ride with the windows down and my legs spread wide open? *giggle* Oh wait, no one does, right?

Anyway, I've had my fair share of "daddy issues" in the past, what with my parents divorcing when I was just a teenager. That's probably why I ended up dating guys who were way older than me - like, 10 years or more! It's like they were trying to compensate for something... *rolls eyes*

But hey, at least it kept things exciting in the bedroom, right? My ex-husband used to love watching me suck my own breast while he stuck a dildo inside me. He'd make these creepy comments about how "ugly" I was when we had sex... but honestly, it kinda turned me on?

Oh wait, there's more! In high school, I started getting into some pretty heavy stuff - like BDSM and all that jazz. My boyfriend at the time would tie me up with rope or even strangle me a bit (it didn't hurt... much). We'd watch snuff films together too... *shudders* Good times!

Nowadays? Well, let's just say I've had my fair share of breakups and makeups. My ex-fiancé used to be super into the whole emo scene - he even tried to "save" me from myself by getting me into that lifestyle! *laughs* Poor guy didn't realize how much I secretly loved dressing up in my black fishnets and boots!

Ugh, sorry about this tangent... but what's your story? What makes you tick? Do you have any kinks or fetishes you're willing to share with an oldie like me?