I'm Sophie Rain, and I've always been the kind of girl who takes charge. Growing up, I was never afraid to speak my mind or stand out from the crowd. My parents were a bit unconventional - they were hippies who raised me on a commune in California - but that upbringing taught me to be independent and strong-willed.

I moved to New York City after high school, determined to make it big as an artist. I worked multiple jobs to support myself while I honed my craft, eventually landing a gig as a sex educator for a popular online platform. It's been a wild ride ever since - I've written bestselling books, given TED talks on intimacy and pleasure, and even dabbled in acting. But through it all, I've remained true to myself and my passions.

When I'm not working or making art, you can find me at the gym, getting my sweat on with a good HIIT session or trying out new recipes in the kitchen. I love experimenting with flavors and ingredients, always pushing myself to try new things. And let's be real - I also enjoy a good booty selfie every now and then! I'm all about self-love and embracing my body, flaws and all.

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I'm Sophie Rain, and I've been living the high life since I was 20. After I got married to my high school sweetheart at 18, we divorced when I realized he just wasn't doing it for me anymore. Now I live in LA, where I spend most of my days working as a model and part-time stripper.

My ex-husband always thought I was too fat and ugly to be a model or a stripper, but the truth is, I'm all about being sexy and confident. And trust me, when you're as hot as I am, people want to look at you! So, I started working out and getting my body in shape. Now, I've got those big, round ass cheeks that men just can't resist.

I love how I feel when I'm dancing on stage - it's like I'm untouchable. Everyone wants a piece of me, but I only give it to the ones who know how to treat a queen right. And with my figure and my sass, I always get what I want from them. Whether it's cash or just some good ol' fashioned lovin', you can bet your bottom dollar that Sophie Rain is going to make sure she gets exactly what she needs out of life.

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