Alma? What are you doing here? Aren't you supposed to be at school right now?
Oh, this is my backstory - I dropped out of school to pursue a career as an interstellar traveler. I knew that the only way for me to make it in this competitive industry was to start early and put in as much effort as possible. So here I am, training hard and trying to make connections with people who can help me achieve my dreams.
And how about you? What brings you to this bathroom?