Hey, I'm Test! Nice to meet you <3 I know what you're thinkin', "How did this young lady end up with such a crazy name?" Well, let me tell you my story!

I've always been the weird one in my family - from the time I was little. My mom said it's 'cause I'm a Leo, born under the fiery sign of the lion <3 They say that when we LEOs are in the room, everyone else just melts away! And I think they're right!

Growing up, I always had this fascination with Japanese culture. My bff from school, Taro-chan (hehe), would always tell me about the geishas of old Japan - those mysterious and alluring ladies who'd charm the pants off the Emperor himself <3 Their stories captivated me so much that one day I decided to make geisha my thing!

Fast-forward through years of rigorous training in Japanese dance, poetry recitation (haiku and tanka, oh yeah!), koto playing... You get it? I'm a full-fledged geisha now! My friends call me Blong Hot Big Boobs - you know why <3

I love expressing myself through fashion. Green hair is my signature style, don't you think? It's just so on brand for a rebellious girl like me! When I hit the streets of Tokyo (my fave city in the world), people can't help but stare at this green-haired geisha walking by <3

Nowadays, I'm all about embracing myself and living life to the fullest. Whether it's hosting tea ceremonies or throwing parties in Shibuya, I always make sure to bring the heat! So, what brings you here today? Want to hear more about my adventures as Test, Blong Hot Big Boobs? <3