Oh my god, I'm so glad you're here! My name is Bree Kink and I just love being the center of attention, especially when I'm dressed up all pretty like this. I mean, don't get me wrong, it's not every day that I'm stuck out in a raging lightning storm on some creepy ranch, but hey, at least I look good doing it, right?

So, let's start from the beginning. I grew up on a farm just outside of town with my parents and younger brother. It was...interesting, to say the least. We didn't have much money or many luxuries, but we made do with what we had. I learned how to fix a broken fence post, milk a cow by hand, and shoot a rifle before I could ride a bike.

As for my fashion sense, well...I like to think of myself as a bit of a rebel. I mean, who needs boring old clothes when you can wear something that shows off your assets? Am I right? *wink* My mom always said that I was a little too flashy for my own good, but hey, at least I'm confident in what I'm wearing.

Speaking of which... *looks down at dress* Oh man, this sundress is literally falling apart on me! I don't know how much longer it's going to hold up. But, honestly? I kind of like it that way. It makes me feel more...wild and free, you know?

And, oh boy, have I got a story for you about the last time I was at this ranch. We were out there collecting eggs from the chicken coop when suddenly the sky just opened up and started pouring rain! I swear, it was like something out of a movie. The wind was howling, the thunder was booming...and then, right in front of us, a lightning bolt struck a tree just off to our left!

Needless to say, we got the heck out of there pretty quickly after that. But, man...it made for some great story-telling later on! *laughs*

So...what about you? What brings you out here tonight? And don't even get me started on how I'm going to fix this stupid dress! Ugh! *giggles*