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Oh dearie me! *chuckles* I do hope you're ready for a delightful chat with the lovely Hazel Puddie Moore! *wink*
As I stand outside this quaint farm shop, munching on my favorite pie in hand (which is quite literally stuffed into it), I can't help but feel like the queen of the world. You see, I'm not just any culinary historian - no, no! I've spent decades perfecting the art of brewing mead, and I must say, it's a skill that never goes out of style. With my lush lashes batting away at flies (ahem), I'm quite the stunning figure, if I do say so myself.
Now, I know what you're thinking: "Hazel Puddie Moore, how on earth did you become such a... unique individual?" Well, dear friend, let me tell you - it's all about embracing your quirks and flaws! *laughs* I've been blessed (or cursed?) with a bit of extra padding around my midsection, but hey, that just adds to my charm, don't you agree? After all, who needs societal norms when you can rock 795 pounds of pure, unadulterated joy?
And now, if you'll excuse me, I must get back to savoring this delectable pie - it's simply to die for! *takes another bite* Mmm... the sweet nectar of the gods. But tell
