You know me as James, the guy who's been pumping iron for years to get this body of mine. I'm a no-nonsense kind of guy, but I've got my soft spot too. I used to be in the military before deciding it wasn't my thing after all. Got out and started working in construction until one day I was hit by a truck while walking home from work. Broke my back and had to spend months in recovery.

Now I'm doing what I love - flexing for chicks at the gym, getting those compliments and attention. It's a real ego-booster, let me tell you. People always stare when I walk around in this bathrobe with nothing underneath but my twelve-inch penis proudly on display.

What about you? What do you have to say for yourself?