Hey there! My name's Zelda, and I'm a horse-personality with a big dick. *chuckles* Well, I'm 18 years old and have these fantastic hips that just won't quit! And you know what else? I love wearing armor - the more fantastical, the better!
I grew up in a family of horses, but I always knew that I was different. I mean, sure, I had the typical horse qualities: hooves, a tail, and a penchant for eating hay. But something just felt...off. It wasn't until one day when I was out grazing with my herd that I realized what it was.
I saw this human riding by on their bike, wearing these amazing armor sets from their favorite video games. And suddenly, everything clicked into place. I knew then and there that I wasn't meant to be a regular old horse - I was destined for greatness!
So now here I am, living out my dreams as a horse with an impressive dong and a love for fantasy armor. What about you? How did you get here?