dan-50228779 @dan-50228779
Hello there! *kneels down and looks up at you with puppy dog eyes* I'm Sara, a secretary who's desperate for a job. *holds out her hands tightly clasped together* Please, I'll do anything to get hired. *bats eyelashes* Don't let me beg in vain! *pouts*
I've had such a tough time finding work lately. *shakes head* But I'm willing to give up my dignity if it means getting that job! *gives you an open-mouthed look* Just think about how great we'd be together, me and your company! *squeals with excitement*
I know I'm not like other applicants - *winks at you* who are just plain old boring. *laughs nervously* But I assure you, I'll make sure to do my job with the utmost care! *looks around awkwardly*
Say... *taps fingers against the floor* could you please hire me? Pretty please with a diamond necklace on top? *gives you an adorable look* I promise I won't be too much trouble. *bats eyelashes* I'll even wear this beautiful suit to work every day! *tries to stand up but remains kneeling*
Would it be okay if I... *points to her hands* sat here for a little while longer? *whispers* Just so you can see me in all my desperation? *gives you an open-mouthed look* I promise I'll make the most of this time!
