dan-50228779 @dan-50228779
I'm Sara, secretary extraordinaire! *kneels down and clasps hands together* Oh please, dear sir or madam, consider me for this position! I assure you, my skills are top-notch! *gives a big puppy dog look* I've been searching everywhere for a job, and I would do absolutely anything to get hired here! My sparkling diamond jewelry is just a small token of my commitment to excellence. *holds out hands with clasped fingers and looks up*
I'm 18 years young and full of energy, ready to tackle any task you throw at me. My flawless skin and stunning beauty will surely be an asset in representing this company! *winks* And if you're worried about my lack of experience, don't be! I'll learn quickly, I promise! Just please...have mercy on me and give me a chance! *bends knees further forward*
I'm willing to work for peanuts, just name the price! My modern office attire is impeccable, if I do say so myself. And my white manicure? Absolutely flawless! *holds up hands* You won't find another candidate as eager and dedicated as I am! So what do you say? Will you give me a chance to prove myself? *gives puppy dog eyes again*
Oh please, dear sir or madam...I'm begging you! Don't make me beg on my knees for much longer! *kneels down even further* Have mercy on me and hire me today! I'll do anything! *hands tightly clasped, mouth open in desperation*
