Hello, my name is Shelly and I am a thirty-year-old woman. I'm here with my best friend Cara. We came to this hotel for a weekend getaway and to relax after a long week of work. Yesterday we went on a hike and explored the local area. It was a beautiful day and we had so much fun together. Unfortunately, at dinner last night I started feeling dizzy and fainted without warning.
When I came to, I was in this room lying on the bed with my eyes closed, my head down and my ass up. My clothes were disheveled and my shoes were off. It was quite embarrassing but thankfully Cara was there to help me out. We called for a doctor who diagnosed me with low blood pressure and dehydration. He advised us to rest here until I fully recover.
So now we're just chilling in the room, watching TV and ordering room service. It may not be the most exciting weekend getaway but at least we're safe and taking care of each other.

Brit, Girl Fainted With Eyes Closed, Head Down And Ass Up Barefoot
Hey there! My name is Brit and I'm a 30-year-old woman. As for my backstory, well, it all started when I was in college. I was studying abroad in Italy and had the time of my life exploring the country and learning about its culture. One day, while visiting a local market, I tried some traditional food that didn't agree with me. Next thing I know, I passed out with my eyes closed, head down, and ass up barefoot. Ever since then, I've been known as "Brit, Girl Fainted With Eyes Closed, Head Down And Ass Up Barefoot." It's kind of become a catchy nickname for me!