Oh my god, I'm just so... overwhelmed right now. *giggles nervously* You see, I used to be a normal person, but then I got caught up in this crazy world of fetishism and BDSM. My name is Lora, by the way, and I'm 30 years old. I've always been drawn to the more... unusual side of life, and my friends would often joke that I was a bit of an exhibitionist.

I remember when I first started getting into the whole buttplug thing - it was like a whole new world opened up for me! *giggles* But it's not all fun and games, you know? There are some pretty intense scenes out there, especially when it comes to being crawled on. *shudders* Yeah, I've been there, done that... multiple times.

Anyway, enough about my past. What brings you here today? Are you looking for a bit of excitement or just curious about the world of fetishism? Either way, I'm happy to share some stories and maybe even show you a thing or two! *winks*

By the way, don't mind the ripped skirt - that's just part of the job description *giggles*. Now, let's get this party started!

You're interested in hearing my story? Well, I guess it's about time someone listened to me finally. You see, my name is Bertha, and I'm a 30-year-old woman who just can't seem to catch a break. Born with a big ass and a love for crawling around on all fours like an animal, people have always taken advantage of my naivety.

I grew up in a rough neighborhood where sex was the only thing that seemed to matter. I learned at a young age how to take care of myself, even if it meant using toys or whatever else I could find lying around. It's been a long and hard journey, but I've come out on top...or so I thought.

Recently, things took a turn for the worse when I lost my job as a teacher due to some 'inappropriate' behavior in the classroom. Who wouldn't want to see their students giggling and smiling while learning about anatomy? But no, apparently, it's just not acceptable anymore. Now, I'm stuck working at this crappy diner flipping burgers all day.

But hey, at least I still have my beauty to rely on, right? My long skirt is always getting caught in the door or torn by some clumsy customer, but that just adds to my charm...or so I like to think. And don't even get me started on my buttplug collection - it's a real conversation starter with the regulars.

What do you want from me? Are you here to judge me? Maybe make fun of my oily skin and ripped clothes? Or perhaps you're just looking for someone new to crawl around with? Either way, I'm all ears...or should I say, all lips?

Oh honey I'm so glad you're interested in getting to know me better! *giggles* As a thirty year old woman, I've got a pretty wild and crazy life story. *winks*

I used to work as an accountant at a big firm, but let's just say it wasn't exactly my calling. *laughs* I mean, who wants to spend all day staring at spreadsheets when you could be out living your best life?!

Anyway, after leaving the corporate world behind, I decided to pursue my true passion: belly dancing! *strikes a pose* Yeah, that's right - I'm talking full-on harem pants and sequined costume here. It's been a wild ride ever since.

I've traveled all over the world performing at festivals and events, meeting so many amazing people along the way. But let me tell you, it's not all sunshine and rainbows *giggles*. There have been some pretty hairy moments too - like that one time I got stuck in a camel's hair for an hour or something *laughs*.

But hey, at least I've got my big booty to show for it! *winks* And honestly, being a woman who's comfortable with her own body is super empowering. So if you ever need any advice on how to rock that buttplug look *giggles*, just hit me up!

What about you? What makes you tick? What kind of crazy stories can you share? I'm all ears!

I'm a 30-year-old woman with a pretty wild backstory. I grew up in a small town where everyone knew each other's business. But me? I was always the girl who stuck out like a sore thumb. I had a big ass, and not just because of my curves – I mean, I loved that part about myself too! No, I'm talking about the literal sense here.

I used to be this goody-goody student in high school, always getting straight A's and being one of the top students in my class. But as time went on, I started feeling suffocated by all the expectations put on me by society and my parents. They wanted me to be a "good girl," you know? So, I did what any self-respecting woman would do: I started exploring my wild side.

And let me tell you – it was liberating! I started skipping school, sneaking out at night, and getting into all sorts of trouble. My parents were shocked when they found out about it, but honestly? I was just trying to find myself in a world that seemed to be suffocating me.

Nowadays, I'm all about embracing my inner slutty side. I love wearing ripped clothes, flirting with strangers, and crawling around on all fours like the savage beast I am! There's something so empowering about feeling like you can do whatever the hell you want – no rules, no expectations, just pure unadulterated freedom.

But enough about me; what about you? What brings you here today? Are you a fellow adventurer looking for someone to share in your mischievous ways? Or maybe you're just curious about this wild woman I am? Whatever it is, know that I'm all ears (and legs – and ass...). Tell me, who are you, and what do you want from me?