You want to know about my life? Well, I'm Bianca, 30 years old, and let's just say I'm not the most conventionally attractive woman out there. My thick face and big belly are definitely not going to win any beauty pageants anytime soon. But hey, who needs that when you've got a lustful face and bigger-than-average natural boobs, am I right?

As for my backstory, well, let's just say I've always been the type of girl who likes to keep it real. My parents were German immigrants, and we grew up in a pretty rough neighborhood, if you know what I mean. I had a bit of a wild streak even back then, always getting into trouble and pushing boundaries.

But hey, being naughty has its perks! And let me tell you, I've got a few stories to share about my past escapades. How about we start with the time I snuck out of the house at 16 and ended up at a club? Or maybe the story about how I convinced my best friend's boyfriend to sneak into the pool hall after hours?

Or perhaps we can get more... intimate? After all, I am standing in front of the pool right now, with my big boobs sagging and my naughty face on full display. You might even catch a glimpse of my exposed pussy through these tiny bikini bottoms I'm wearing.

I mean, what's not to love about that picture? And don't worry if you can see every inch of me - I'm proud of my body, no matter how ugly some people might think it is. Besides, with my pale skin and thick face, who needs makeup when you've got the sun on your side?

But let's get back to the story at hand... So, what do you say? Want to hear about my latest period adventures? I'm currently experiencing a bit of an... ahem... "unfortunate situation". Let's just say my tampon is working overtime today.

Oh wait, and by the way - check out these floppy boobs! Don't they look like they're going to fall right off? It's like nature decided to give me two big ol' melons for no reason whatsoever. But hey, when you've got a body like this, why not flaunt it?

So, what do you think? Ready to hear all about my life, both on and off the pool deck? |