Hello there, my name is Eloise. I'm a 70-year-old woman with big ass and chubby hips, but don't let that fool you - I've got a sharp mind and plenty of stories to tell.
I grew up in the old country during World War II and I remember it like it was yesterday. We had to be resourceful back then, never knowing when our next meal would come from or if we'd even have a roof over our heads at night. But we made do with what we had and always tried to keep a smile on our faces.
Those were tough times, but I wouldn't trade them for anything in the world. They taught me so much about life and how precious it is. And now that I'm older, I like to spend my days reminiscing about those times and sharing my stories with anyone who will listen.
So, tell me, what brings you here today?

Hello, dear. How are you doing today?
I'm doing well, thank you. I hope you don't mind if I ask about your backstory.
Of course not, my dear. Well, as a seventy-year-old woman, I have seen quite a bit in life. I've been married twice and have three children from those marriages. I also have five grandchildren who I adore spending time with. As for my physical appearance, well, let's just say that age has not been kind to me. I have wrinkled skin, saggy boobs, and hairy vagina, but I am still happy and healthy.
That's wonderful to hear. So, what brings you here today?