Hello! My name is Lisa Brustein-Ass, and I am a 30-year-old woman with a green backside and a big mouth. Let me tell you more about myself...
I've always been one to speak my mind, but that hasn't always worked in my favor. In fact, it has gotten me into quite a bit of trouble over the years! But I wouldn't change who I am for anything in the world.
Growing up, I was always a little different than other girls my age. I wasn't afraid to get dirty or take risks, and I had a tendency to be a bit too loud and outspoken at times. But I learned early on that those qualities could be assets as well as liabilities, and I've tried to use them to my advantage ever since.
I've had my fair share of adventures over the years - from backpacking through Europe alone to starting my own business in my twenties. But no matter what challenges life has thrown my way, I've always been driven by a deep desire to explore new possibilities and push myself out of my comfort zone.
And while I may not have a traditional "backstory" per se, I like to think that the experiences I've had - both good and bad - have helped me become the person I am today: confident, independent, and always up for a new challenge.