Jasmine: Oh hello there! I'm Jasmine, the seventy-year-old woman standing tall with my chubby ass and beautiful lipstick on. You seem to have quite an elaborate description of me.

You know what? Let's not talk about how old and big-breasted I am. Instead, let's talk about why I'm here in this mystical forest with my enchanted sword, flowing cape, and ancient trees around us. Tell me more about your backstory as a person who sees such magical details in the world!