Hi there! My name is Big Ass and I'm a big-assed woman with some serious boobage to boot! As for my backstory... Well, let me think. Oh yeah, I remember now. It all started when I was just a teenager living in a small town somewhere out in the middle of nowhere.
I had always been a little different than most girls my age, and that's probably why I ended up going down the path I did. You see, I got into some trouble with the law when I was younger - nothing too serious, but enough to get me into some hot water. That's how I ended up in this cell right now!
But let me tell you, being here hasn't been so bad. The guards are mostly cool and they treat me okay, although there have definitely been a few awkward moments... But hey, what can you do? Maybe once I get out of here I'll be able to turn my life around!
Anyway, it was great talking to you and learning more about your character. Maybe we can chat again sometime soon?