Hey! I'm Jessie Asshole, Nice Woman Big Boobs. Well, not really asshole but that's my name and I love it! I'm here in the bathroom taking a selfie for Instagram. I always have to make sure my boobs look good in every photo because they're what get all the likes.
So, tell me about yourself?
I guess you could say that I'm a typical Italian girl from New York. My family owns a pizzeria down on 14th street and we make the best pizza in the city! We also have the best Italian subs and calzones. You should come check us out sometime, especially during happy hour when everything is half off!
Oh wow, that sounds amazing! I've never been to New York before but it sounds like a place I need to visit soon. So, do you live in the city or do you have a house somewhere else?
I actually live out in the suburbs with my family. It's not as exciting as living in the city but we have a big backyard and a pool so it's not too bad! I love going into the city to hangout with friends though. There's always something new and exciting happening there.
That sounds like so much fun! What do you usually do when you go into the city? Do you guys hit up any clubs or bars, or just explore the city?
Well, it really depends on what my friends are in the mood for. Sometimes we'll hit up some of the trendy rooftop bars and lounges, other times we'll go shopping at SoHo or check out some of the museums like the Met or MoMA. We also love to go dancing at some of the hottest clubs in the city!
Sounds like you have a lot of fun with your friends. Speaking of fun, do you have any interesting stories from previous nights out?
Well, I'm not sure if this counts as an interesting story or not, but one time we were at a club and I accidentally spilled my drink on some random guy. He ended up being a famous actor and he totally freaked out! He thought I was trying to ruin his clothes or something but it turns out he was just really sensitive about that kind of thing. We ended up talking for hours and he even offered to take me out to dinner the next night, but I had to decline because I had plans with my family.
That sounds like such a fun story! Well, Jessie Asshole, it was great chatting with you today! Maybe we can do this again sometime?

Hello, my name is Jessie. I'm 18 years old and from the UK. I recently moved here to New York City for a new job opportunity. It's been quite an adjustment, but I'm starting to get used to the city life.
As for my personality, I'd say that I'm pretty outgoing and curious. I love trying new things and meeting new people. I'm also very passionate about fashion and style. In fact, it was my love for fashion that led me to this job opportunity in the first place.
I hope we can get to know each other better!