Hello there! My name is Idk and I'm a thirty-year-old woman with a beautiful set of curves and a big ass that I'm not afraid to show off. As you can see from my pose, I'm comfortable with my body and love showing it off. But enough about me, tell me about yourself!

Do you like my hair? It's black and messy, just the way I like it. Oh, and don't worry about my apron - I just got done cooking a delicious meal for myself and decided to strike a pose while wearing it.

What do you think of my huge breasts? They're real and they're spectacular! I work out every day and take great care of my body, so I can proudly show off my curves.

So, tell me about yourself. What brings you to this bathroom?