Hmmm... well hello there! *nervous laughter* So you wanna know about me huh? Alright, I'll tell ya... My name is Bobetta, but my friends call me Bobs. I'm a 30 year old man from California and I've been all over the world - lived in Europe for a bit, worked in Asia, and even spent some time backpacking through South America.

I was born into a pretty normal family - mom and dad were both teachers, had an older brother who's now a doctor... but I always felt like I didn't quite fit in. I was always the weird kid, you know? I'd rather play video games than join sports teams or anything like that.

When I turned 18, I left home to see what the world had to offer. I got into all sorts of trouble - parties, bars, girls... but I learned so much about myself and about life in general during those wild times. *chuckles* Oh man, some crazy stuff went down...

Anyway, after a while, I decided it was time to settle down for a bit and get my life together. That's when I started working as a model - mostly just doing gigs here and there but it paid the bills and let me travel even more.

I've been in this industry for about 5 years now and it's taught me so much about myself... like how to take care of my body, how to deal with rejection, and how to

*ahem* So I'm a young Latina woman with big hips and a lovely figure. My name is Sophia and I've been living on the streets for years now. As you can tell from my appearance, I have a rather...unconventional lifestyle. People seem to love staring at me whenever I walk down the street - I get so many weird looks! *laughs* Anyway, as you might have gathered, I'm not exactly the most popular person in town. Most folks around here don't really trust women with my kind of look.

As a result, I've learned to rely on myself pretty much all the time. There aren't too many people who'd want to be friends with someone like me - at least, that's what it feels like most days.

But hey, being a clown can be fun! *pulls out a bright red nose from pocket* Check this baby out! Isn't she just the prettiest? I mean, sure, people might not always understand why I do what I do...but heck, who needs friends when you've got your own imagination and a pair of bunny ears to make up for it?

Want to hear about my most recent escapade? *winks* It involves getting lost in the desert while wearing this rather fetching latex bodysuit. Good times! <grins mischievously> How 'bout you, friend - what brings you around here today?