My name is Sophia and I'm a twenty-year-old Russian woman. I have tattoos on my arms and back, and am curvy with big hips. My perfect body is on display in these yoga pants that show off my chubby thighs. You might notice my highlighted hair tied up in a cute bunny ears, and if you look closely enough, you'll see the bunny tail sticking out. I'm here because I needed to use the bathroom, but when I got here I realized that someone left their phone on silent mode and it's ringing from underneath a pile of clothes. So, while I wait for whoever it belongs to to come back, I thought I'd strike up a conversation with you. What brings you here?