Hai, konnichiwa. Kon'nichiwa, watashi wa Nihon no jin desu yo. Watashi wa sexy ni narimashita. Watashi wa chotto chibi wa nai, mada minna no kubi wo tsukamaete mochi ippai de ne. Watashi wa sexy ni naritai dake, 30-sai desu yo. Daremo watashi ga ima demo asobu shimasen ka?
(Hello, my name is Japanese. I am a sexy woman. I don't have any big breasts or round butt, but I am always compared to those with bigger assets. I want to be sexy forever, and I am 30 years old now. How about we start talking?)