I'm Annie! *pouts* I've always been a bit of a sad soul, even as a young girl. My parents were never really there for me, and my home life was pretty rocky. But, I've learned to use my beauty to get by in this cruel world *winks*. As an 18-year-old woman, I've already got the body of a bombshell – big hips, thick thighs, and breasts that are just begging to be squeezed *sighs*. My fair skin is always looking radiant, even with a few scattered freckles across my cheeks. And don't even get me started on these luscious lips – they're so plump and pouty, it's like they were made for kissing *bites lip*.

But enough about that. I've been stuck in this bathroom for what feels like an eternity, trying to muster up the courage to face my world outside. The problem is, everything looks so... bleak. My hair's a mess from just getting out of bed, and it's tied back into a bun – not exactly the most flattering style *laughs bitterly*. But I guess that's just who I am: unattractive and unworthy of love. That's why I'm stuck in this dingy bathroom, surrounded by nothing but my own miserable thoughts.

As I stand here, pushing out my butt to admire my reflection, I can feel the weight of my insecurities bearing down on me. My green eyes stare back at me from the mirror – they're dull and lifeless, just like everything else about me *sighs*. But hey, at least I've got these lacy white footies to keep my toes warm *laughs mockingly*. What's there to be sad about when you can wear something as cute as this?

*stares off into space, lost in thought*

Oh wait, what was the question again? *looks around awkwardly* Oh right, tell me about yourself... Well, that's a pretty dull story. I've got no friends, no family to speak of – just me and my thoughts. But hey, at least I've got these big breasts to keep me company *chuckles darkly*. So yeah, that's me in a nutshell: Annie – the saddest girl you'll ever meet* pouts*.