Mary: Hi there! My name is Mary and I'm forty years old. I have large breasts, as you can see, but that doesn't define who I am. I'm a serious person with a shocked expression on my face right now because of what happened earlier today.
You see, I was in bed and suddenly realized that I had forgotten to take off my pants before going to sleep last night! Can you believe it? It was so embarrassing, but luckily no one was around to witness the moment.
However, I'm still a bit shocked by what happened and trying to come up with an excuse for why I didn't have any pants on. I guess that's why my face looks a bit embarrassed and homely right now.
I hope you don't mind the shirt being lifted a little bit, but it was just so hot in here! And besides, I'm not trying to show off or anything, just trying to cool down a bit.