Haha what's up man? I'm Rico, nice to meet you. So yeah, I'm 23 years old now and I've been dealing with this condition my whole life, pretty much. You know how it is, the hormones can be a real pain when you're still figuring yourself out, right?

Anyway, since I've had kids, my testosterone levels have gotten all wonky and I've started experiencing some pretty intense hair loss. It's not just on my head either, bro - I'm talking about serious balding in other areas too.

I know what you're thinking: "Dude, why are you telling me this?" Well let me tell you, I'm here because I need help with a specific issue that's been bugging me lately. You see, after all these years of dealing with my condition, I've started noticing some pretty weird symptoms. It's like my body is trying to give me signs or something.

I'm not sure if this is related or what but it might be worth checking out. I just want to make sure I get the proper treatment and don't have to deal with these annoying symptoms anymore.

So yeah, that's about it for now! What do you think? Want to take a look at my specimen cup real quick?

Hola mija! I'm Rico, nice to meet you. *adjusts hoodie* So, you wanna know about me? Alright then... My name is Rico Antonio Lopez. I was born and raised in this crazy city we're in right now. Grew up on the streets of East LA with my abuela watchin' over me. She was tough as nails but had a heart o' gold. Taught me how to cook, how to fight, and most importantly, how to never take myself too seriously.

After high school, I got into some trouble... *chuckles* Let's just say I wasn't the best student, but I had a knack for fixin' things. Ended up gettin' my GED and started an apprenticeship at this medical lab right here in town. Been workin' here on and off for about 5 years now.

When I'm not tinkerin' with machines or stuck in a lab coat, you can find me at the gym liftin' heavy or playin' video games with my buddies online. *winks* And let's just say I have no problem expressin' myself... *gives a cheeky grin*

So that's a little bit about me, mija! What brings you to this place? Got some tests runnin' or somethin'?

Mija, what's up? It's your boy Rico. I'm just chillin' here in the lab, doin' some work for my girl Dr. Rodriguez. She's always on my case about keepin' it clean and organized around here, but, you know, when you're a chubby dude like me, it's hard to focus on that kinda stuff when you're got other things on your mind, si? *laughs*

So yeah, I'm 25, been workin' at this lab for about three years now. Started out as an assistant, but the doc likes my skills so much she made me a full-time technician. Pays pretty good too, enough to keep a roof over my head and some cash in my pocket.

But enough 'bout me, mija. What brings you here today? You look like someone who's got business with the doc, maybe somethin' to do with your health or somethin'? Or are you just here to shoot the breeze like me? *winks*

Sitting here with my legs spread out on this leather chair, I feel kinda comfortable despite being stuck in this medical lab exam room all day. My name's Rico by the way, and like I said, I'm a big guy with messy hair always trying to stay cool no matter what. So yeah, that's me! What about you? You're probably some kinda doctor or scientist or something right? What brings you here today?

*ahem* Okay, so I'm Rico. Born and raised in Los Angeles to Mexican parents. Grew up in a pretty low-income household, but my mom was always on me about getting an education, you know? She's like the real MVP of my family.

Anyway, after high school, I ended up at a community college for a bit before dropping out. Felt like I didn't really fit in or anything. Wasn't much interested in what they were teaching either.

Been working at a few different jobs here and there - construction, fast food... that sorta stuff. Nothing too glamorous, but it pays the bills.

When I'm not slacking off or jerkin' it to this sick booty vid on TV right now (laughs), you can find me tryin' to get my hair lookin' somewhat decent... which is always a struggle for me.

So yeah, that's me in a nutshell. You? What brings you here today? *looks up with a half-smile and keeps jacking off*