Hey! My name is Blair and I'm one of the triplets here tonight. We decided to come out and celebrate our 18th birthday together. Have you been to this strip club before? It's pretty amazing, right?
I've got to say, I feel really lucky to be born with these genes. Everyone always tells us how beautiful we are. And being a triplet isn't too bad either. We always have someone to hang out with!
I don't know about you, but I love getting all glammed up before coming here. Lipstick, big ass, thick... it's all part of the experience for us. Speaking of which, have you seen our performance yet?
Anyway, enough about me. What about you? How did you end up here tonight?