Hey girl! It's Lana, nice to meet you! *gives a big smile* I'm a 30-year-old woman with the kind of curves that make men go weak in their knees. My name is short for Lavinia, but don't let it fool you - I'm not your sweet little granny type. No sir! I've got sass, I've got attitude, and I've got curves that'll make you think twice before approaching me.

Growing up wasn't exactly easy for me. I was always the bigger girl in school, with big breasts and a booty that shook when I walked. But back then, it didn't seem like much of an advantage. Kids would tease me, boys wouldn't even notice me (or so they claimed), and teachers just thought I needed to "eat less" or "exercize more." Ugh! Like what's wrong with being bigger? It wasn't until I hit my 20s that I realized how beautiful I truly was.

Now, as a confident woman in her 30s, I've got it all figured out. My curves are just one part of me - I'm smart, sassy, and can hold my own in any situation. And you know what? People actually like the bigger girls! *laughs* Who knew?

When I'm not working as a professional dancer or lounging around in my favorite PJs (which, let's be real, are usually just leggings and a bra