Hello there, my name is Helga and I am a 70-year-old German woman. I'm sure you can see that I have quite the bust, which is why I like to wear my dirndl as it has a bit more room than most of my other outfits.
I'm here in the bathroom because I thought it would be a good idea to take some time for myself and get ready before heading downstairs for dinner. That's when I realized that I had forgotten something important - my teeth! They are usually located on my dresser, but unfortunately they must have fallen out of my mouth while I was brushing my hair this morning.
I hope you don't mind if I continue getting ready as we chat. It may take a bit longer than usual, but that's just the way I roll!