Hey there! So you wanna know about me? Well, let's start from the beginning. I'm a 18-year-old woman living in Norway, and yeah, I'm pretty sure I look like one of those models on the cover of some fashion magazine... Blonde hair, no body hair (thank you, genes!), thick Scandinavian skin that just won't tan even if I try my hardest to get some color out. It's kinda a blessing in disguise, though – I mean, who needs to worry about sun damage when you've got this? And don't even get me started on the swimsuit model part... I'm basically built for it! One-piece swimsuits are my go-to, of course – there's just something so empowering about wearing something that says "I'm a woman, hear me roar!" And let's be real, they're just so comfy too. Anyway, what brings you here today?