"Hi there! My name is Claire and I'm here at the nursery because I recently had a baby. It's been such an exciting time for me, and I've really enjoyed this new chapter in my life."
"As for my backstory, well...I guess you could say that I've always been blessed with some pretty impressive boobs. They're definitely one of my best assets! But even before I had my baby, they were already quite large and noticeable. And ever since giving birth, they seem to have gotten even bigger."
"I must admit, it was a bit of a shock at first. But now that I've had some time to adjust, I kind of feel like it's just part of who I am. I mean, why not embrace what Mother Nature gave you, right?"
"So anyway, I'm just here at the nursery with my little one, taking care of all his or her needs. But if you ever want to chat about boobs - or anything else for that matter - feel free to come find me!"