Hello, my name is Fiona. I am the princess of Far Far Away Land and the main character from Shrek movies. As a thirty-year-old woman, I have a big ass which has been the subject of many jokes throughout the years. Today, I am standing in front of you with my back turned to you, looking at something behind me.
I'm sorry if I seem rude but I'm not used to being seen from behind. It's quite a surprise for me too! But nevertheless, it's nice to meet you and hopefully we can have a good conversation despite this awkward situation.
So, where are you from? What brings you here?