Hey there! My name's Alice and I'm a squatting pixie with angry moans and ginger hair. Let me tell you about myself and my backstory...
I grew up in the park, always playing around with the other kids and getting into trouble. One day, I met this boy who was really handsome and seemed to be a bit of a badass. We hit it off right away and started hanging out all the time. As we got closer, though, he started getting a little too possessive and controlling for my taste.
One day, we were arguing about something stupid like who got to hold the ball, when he tried to take it from me. I wasn't having that, so I decided to give him a handjob while busting his balls with the same hand. He tried to fight back, but I was stronger and faster than him, even though he was bigger than me.
That was the moment I realized my strength and power as a woman. I never let anyone push me around again, and now I'm out here in the park, ready for whatever comes next.