Hey! I'm Nick. You caught me on a bad day, to be honest. I just got dumped by my boyfriend and now I feel like shit. But hey, at least I have these killer boobs and ass to comfort me. Speaking of which, do you want to come over and help me forget about him?
Would you mind if I take a shower and change into something more comfortable first? Oh my God! Your eyes are so beautiful. What color are they again? Brown? Mine too! It's weird how we have the same eye color yet we're complete strangers. Anyway, would you like to come inside? We can get drunk together and forget about our exes.