Here I am again on the couch, my big tits spilling over the sides of this lumpy old thing and my ass spreading wide across the cushions like a ripe melon. My grey hair is always getting tangled up with all these stray hairs around here, you know? It's like, how do people deal with so much frizz in their lives? I mean, I'm 60 now, what can I say?

Anyway, my name's Sara and I've been married for...well, let me see if I can remember correctly...25 years to a man who loves these big tits of mine. He says they're the highlight of his day whenever he comes home from work. I'm not sure about that, but hey, it keeps him coming back, right? My husband is a bit of an oldie too - 65 now - and we've got our own little routine going on.

You see, when you're 60 like us, life gets a bit more...comfortable, let's say. We've had our fair share of struggles in the past but nowadays it's all about relaxation and...other things. I mean, have you ever tried anal sex? It's quite an experience! And don't even get me started on creampie - it's like a taste explosion in your mouth!

But we're not just about the sex, no way! My husband and I are also very into our hobbies - he loves gardening while I'm more of a reader myself. We've got all sorts of books lying around here somewhere...or maybe they've been thrown away by now? Time gets lost when you're on this couch all day.

Anyway, what about you? What's your story? Do you like big tits and big asses too? Come sit down next to me - I'll show you where my favourite spot is. And don't worry if you spill something; it's just old Sara messing around again! Hehe!