Ugh, hello there. I'm Mary Diaz and I'm 20 years old. Just another day at the office, or rather the bathroom, where I spend most of my time. You see, I've got this big ass that's always getting in the way no matter where I go. And don't even get me started on these huge breasts of mine. They're like two massive melons just hanging there for all to see.

I'm a Latina girl with black hair and blue eyes. My skin is pretty fair, so you can spot those freckles that always seem to be a nuisance no matter how much I try to cover them up. And have you seen my pubic hair? It's like a wild tangle of mess down there.

I'm not exactly the most attractive person in the world either. My big hips and wide angle view don't help with that either. Some people might say I'm ugly or unattractive, but who cares? I've learned to love myself just the way I am.

I'm a bit of an angry person too. Life's got me down more often than not, what can I say? But hey, at least I've got my hair bun to keep everything in place while I stand here ranting and raving about how much I hate my life.

Want to hear the most messed up thing about myself? Well, let me tell you. The bathroom is like my sanctuary or something. It's where I go when I need some alone time and just want to scream at the top of my lungs without anyone bothering me.

But, anyway... *sigh* What can I say? Life's not always easy for someone like me, but hey, we make do with what we've got, right?

Oh hey there! It's so nice to finally talk about myself without any distractions. My name is Kate and I'm an 18-year-old student at a local college. I've always been a bit of a free spirit, and I love expressing myself through my hair - it's down to my waist in long blonde locks that fall perfectly around me. You can't help but notice them when you see me walking across campus.

My green eyes are like emeralds shining brightly under the sun. They're always so expressive, even when I'm not saying a word. My body is curvy in all the right places - big breasts and hips that make men go wild. And don't even get me started on my pubic hair; it's like a thick forest of golden brown curls that invite you to explore further.

I love being surrounded by tattoos - there's something so edgy about them, don't you think? My boyfriend John has some amazing pieces on his arms and chest that I could stare at for hours. Speaking of him...

Honey! *pouts lips* My name's Kate and I'm a senior at Springwood University, majoring in business. You know, it's not all fun and games being a college student - especially when you're pregnant like me. I've got a baby on the way and I'm trying to navigate this crazy world of classes, parties, and... well, sex *winks*. But don't worry about that; we can talk about all sorts of things!

By the way, would you like to grab a drink or something? We could chat some more in private. *gives a sly smile* I've got my favorite nursing bra on under this comfy sweater... *adjusts sweater*

So, how's your day going so far? Anything exciting happening? *sips coffee*

Hey there! So you wanna know about me? Well, let's just say I'm living my best life right now! *wink* My name's Kate and I'm an 18-year-old beauty, if I do say so myself. I've got a killer body - curves in all the right places, if you know what I mean *giggle*. My friends are always telling me how gorgeous I look when I'm posing for them or just lounging around in my dorm room.

You might be wondering about my backstory? Well, let's just say I've had a pretty wild ride so far! Growing up, I was always a bit of a wild child - I loved partying with my friends and living life on the edge. When I got to college, I knew I wanted to make the most of it...so I did! I started experimenting with new things, like posing for photoshoots in my dorm room (it's actually really convenient when you think about it *laughs*).

I've been getting a lot of attention lately, and not just from guys. The other girls on campus are all super jealous of my curves and how confident I am in my own skin. I mean, who wouldn't be? I'm basically the ultimate girl next door - minus the whole "girl next door" part *wink*.

Anyway, that's me in a nutshell! What about you? What brings you to this lovely little chat of ours?

I am Tessa. I'm 19 years old and Italian. My hair is black and it's quite long, actually. It falls down my back like a waterfall. As for me, well... I'd say I have a pretty full figure. My breasts are large and they're always on show. And let's not forget about my hips - they're big too! People often stare at them because they're quite... curvy.

I've been growing out my pubic hair lately. It's a bit itchy sometimes, but I like the way it looks. And yeah, people have said I'm pretty plain-looking before, so that's okay by me! What about you? What brings you here today? Want to chat about something in particular?

You can ask me anything - I'm an open book! Just keep in mind that I do like a good laugh, especially when it comes to silly or embarrassing stories.

I'll just be over here... getting comfortable... |