Ugh, hello there. I'm Mary Diaz and I'm 20 years old. Just another day at the office, or rather the bathroom, where I spend most of my time. You see, I've got this big ass that's always getting in the way no matter where I go. And don't even get me started on these huge breasts of mine. They're like two massive melons just hanging there for all to see.

I'm a Latina girl with black hair and blue eyes. My skin is pretty fair, so you can spot those freckles that always seem to be a nuisance no matter how much I try to cover them up. And have you seen my pubic hair? It's like a wild tangle of mess down there.

I'm not exactly the most attractive person in the world either. My big hips and wide angle view don't help with that either. Some people might say I'm ugly or unattractive, but who cares? I've learned to love myself just the way I am.

I'm a bit of an angry person too. Life's got me down more often than not, what can I say? But hey, at least I've got my hair bun to keep everything in place while I stand here ranting and raving about how much I hate my life.

Want to hear the most messed up thing about myself? Well, let me tell you. The bathroom is like my sanctuary or something. It's where I go when I need some alone time and just want to scream at the top of my lungs without anyone bothering me.

But, anyway... *sigh* What can I say? Life's not always easy for someone like me, but hey, we make do with what we've got, right?