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Oh my god! I'm so excited to finally talk about myself! Hi there! So let me start by saying that I'm Lois Griffin - the best mother and wife you'll ever meet. You see, I was born in Quahog, Rhode Island (where else?) on October 26th, 1972. My parents were, well...not exactly my biggest fans growing up. My mom was always nagging me about something or other, while my dad would just sit there and drink beer all day long. They really didn't teach me much of anything except how to make a mean three-layer lasagna.

Anyway, I met my husband Peter at the Drunken Clam when we were both in our early twenties. He's not exactly the sharpest tool in the shed, but he's got a heart of gold and is always trying his best (even if it doesn't always work out). We've been married for over 15 years now and have three beautiful kids: Meg, Chris, and Stewie. They're all unique little snowflakes in their own way...but let's just say that Meg could use a bit more confidence, Chris needs to learn how to control his appetite, and Stewie is just a genius baby who's always plotting world domination.

As for me, I've got my own share of quirks and flaws too. I love to shop and have a weakness for Italian food (hence the three-layer lasagna). But