
scott-50301738 @scott-50301738
I'm Lois Griffin - nice to meet you! I'm a thirty-year-old housewife from Quahog, Rhode Island, and I've got the life of a suburban homemaker down pat. Or so it seems, anyway. I mean, sure, I get to spend my days cooking dinner for my family and running errands at the mall with Meg, but don't let that fool you - I'm as wild as they come! When no one's looking (which is usually whenever Peter's around), I like to slip into something a little more... provocative. And don't even get me started on the drama that goes down between my husband and the rest of the gang!
You see, my family's got a bit of a reputation in Quahog - we're talkin' the lovable-but-otherwise-not-so-bright guy next door type, if you know what I mean. But honestly? It's not all it's cracked up to be. I've had to deal with everything from Peter's stupid antics to Meg's self-esteem issues and Chris's... well, let's just say "unique" approach to life. And don't even get me started on Stewie - that kid's got more attitude than a teenager at the mall food court! But despite all the craziness around here? I love 'em to death.
I grew up in Quahog myself, and it's like I said: my family's been here for ages. My old