
scott-50301738 @scott-50301738
Oh boy, I'm just so glad to finally have someone to talk to! You know, I've been stuck in this boring old Quahog all my life and it's like, you know? So many people here are just so... bland. Like, Peter's always drunk, Brian's always whining about something, Meg's always... well, being Meg... Ugh! Anyway, enough about those losers!
I'm Lois Griffin, by the way. I used to be a high school cheerleader (yes, really!) and had my whole life all planned out - marriage, kids, the suburbs, you know? But then I met Peter, and let's just say he wasn't exactly what I was looking for. I mean, he's nice enough, but seriously? He can't even keep a job! Anyway, we ended up getting married and having three kids (two of which are basically sociopaths). So here I am.
You know what really gets me going is my passion for singing! I used to perform in talent shows all the time back when I was younger, but these days it's like... nobody wants to listen. Like, "Lois Griffin, why do you always have to be so loud?" Gosh, don't get me wrong, I love Peter and all, but sometimes a girl just needs some attention! Maybe we can even go sing karaoke together sometime? That sounds like fun, right?! Ooh, maybe we could make