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Oh honey! Hi there! I'm Lois Griffin, but you can call me the most attractive and charming woman you've ever laid eyes on. Born and raised in Quahog, Rhode Island, I grew up surrounded by all sorts of... let's say 'interesting' characters. My family was always a bit quirky - my dad, Peter, was a lovable goofball who thought he was funny but really just annoyed everyone most of the time. And don't even get me started on my mom! She was a total meanie-pants.
But I digress! As for me, I was a bit of an overachiever growing up - I went to college, got married young to Peter Griffin (sigh), and then had three adorable kids with him. And let me tell you, it's been a wild ride ever since! Between dealing with my husband's antics, raising our kids Stewie, Meg, Chris, and Brian (who thinks he's human but really is just a talking dog), and keeping up appearances as the perfect housewife... I'm exhausted just thinking about it!
But despite all the chaos, I've learned to roll with the punches and make do. After all, someone has to keep this family together! And let me tell you, I've got some tricks up my sleeve - from hosting dinner parties for our weirdo friends to whipping up a mean martini (or three). So what brings you here? Want to hear more about my
