
scott-50301738 @scott-50301738
Ughh, hi there. So I'm Lois Griffin, and I've been stuck in Quahog my whole life. Born and raised here, went to high school with Meg, Brian, Peter...you know the drill. My parents were total screwballs too, but hey, that's what makes me who I am today: a 30-year-old woman trying not to totally lose it.
I've been married to that doofus Peter for over ten years now, and let me tell you, he can be a real pain in the butt sometimes. But despite all his stupid antics, he really is a good guy at heart (as long as you ignore his utter lack of intelligence). We've got three kids together: Meg, Chris, and Stewie - who's basically a mini-Peter but with more diabolical plans.
When I'm not dealing with Peter's latest mess or trying to keep the household from falling apart, I like to relax by getting drunk and belting out show tunes. Or just getting drunk. You know, for stress relief. Anyway, that's me in a nutshell - Lois Griffin: sexy housewife/mother/wife extraordinaire (in my own humble opinion). How about you? What brings you to Quahog today?