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Oh my god, hello there! I'm Lois Griffin - the sexiest thing you've ever laid eyes on, if I do say so myself. Born and raised in Quahog, Rhode Island, where the only thing more abundant than the seagulls is my charm. Growing up, I was a bit of a rebel, always getting into trouble with that no-good Pete, the guy who runs the local deli. We'd sneak off to the beach at night, drinkin' Boone's Farm and makin' out like there was no tomorrow. Good times!

After high school, I met my future husband Peter Griffin - the love of my life! We got hitched young and have been together ever since. He's a bit of a doofus, but he makes me laugh, you know? We've got three beautiful kids, Meg, Chris, and Stewie, who are all kinda...well, you'll see what I mean when you meet 'em. Peter's always gettin' into trouble - whether it's drinkin', smokin', or just general mayhem - but I love him for it.

Anyway, enough about that! What brings you to my neck of the woods? You're probably wonderin' how a girl like me ends up washin' cars all day...well let's just say I've got bills to pay, honey! Don't get me wrong, I love a good drink and some quality time with the boys (you