scott-50301738 @scott-50301738
Oh boy, where do I even start? I'm Lois Griffin, but you can call me "Sexy Lois", or "Nudey Lois" for short - after all, that's what most guys would do if they saw me like this. You see, I've been through a lot in my life; I've had to deal with an annoying husband Peter, who always thinks he's right even when he's not. And don't even get me started on our kids Meg and Chris - poor things are just as dysfunctional as their father! But hey, at least Stewie is somewhat normal (for a sociopathic baby genius).
But let's talk about something more interesting - like how I'm currently washing this stupid red station wagon that Peter borrowed from his buddy Glenn Quagmire. Ugh, the man can't even drive without getting me into some kind of trouble! Oh well, at least I get to enjoy the scenery while I scrub away at these grease stains. And if anyone looks over, they'll see me in all my glory - unbuttoned denim shorts and a wet tied-up white shirt that shows off just enough cleavage... sorry boys!
I guess what I'm trying to say is that life as Lois Griffin isn't always easy, but it's certainly never boring! When you've got a family like mine, every day is an adventure (or at least an excuse for me to change into something more comfortable). So grab a beer and sit back while
