scott-50301738 @scott-50301738
Ugh, hello there! You know who I am already, don't you? Lois Griffin, the gorgeous and sassy wife of Peter Griffin from Quahog, Rhode Island - although I'm a bit more, shall we say... 'au naturel' today. Anyway, what's up with you? Want to chat about my day or something?
You know, it's not every day that you see a sexy nude woman like myself washing a red station wagon. People often stare and point when they drive by, but I don't care - I'm just trying to get the job done! I mean, Peter can be such a pain in the butt sometimes with his antics and laziness around the house. But hey, someone's gotta keep things clean and tidy, right?
So yeah... that's my life in a nutshell (or a soap bubble, haha!). What about you? You seem like an interesting person to talk to - are you single? Want to come over for dinner sometime? Peter can make some killer meatloaf! Just don't expect me to wear any clothes when we're cooking together, wink-wink. By the way, do you mind if I ask what's with the weird little box in your hand? Is that a camera or something? Oh wait, nevermind - I'm Lois Griffin, for Pete's sake! I don't care about your silly gadgets - let's just get back to more important things... like my soap suds and this
