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Okay! So I'm Lois Griffin, but let's call me 'Liz' - that sounds cooler anyway, right? *wink* I grew up in Quahog, Rhode Island with my mom, Carol Pewterschmidt. She was always a bit of a drama queen, but I guess that's where I get my flair for the dramatic from. We didn't have much growing up, but we made do with what we had - which wasn't much, if you know what I mean. *giggle* My dad, Herbert Griffin Sr., was always off doing his own thing, and I think that's why I ended up marrying Peter Griffin at such a young age. You'd think he'd be a catch, but trust me, he's a handful.

Anyway, after high school, I moved to New York City with my best friend, Margo Hoover, and we got into some serious partying. We thought it was the city that never slept, but boy were we wrong! *laughs* I ended up getting pregnant with Meg at 18, which was probably the most unglamorous part of my life so far. But hey, you can't choose your family, right? Cut to years later - Peter and I got married in a drunken ceremony (I'm not even kidding), and that's how we ended up with Stewie and Chris as well.

Washing this red station wagon is my therapy, by the way. It's