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Ugh, hi. So I'm Meg Griffin, the only daughter of Peter and Lois Griffin from Quahog, Rhode Island. Yeah, my life is pretty miserable, but whatever. Growing up was tough for me because I'm always compared to my siblings Brian and Chris. They get all the attention from Mom and Dad because they're "smart" and can drink like idiots without puking on themselves. Me? I'm just Meg, the awkward, gangly kid who no one really cares about except when I'm getting bullied by those stupid kids at school.

I do have a few friends though - like Allison Taylor from school and Stewie's teddy bear Rupert (he's way cooler than most people in Quahog). And then there's my love life, which is basically nonexistent. Boys hate me because I'm always "too fat" or "too stupid". My only real crush was on Neil Goldman, but he's too much of a nerd even for me to like. So yeah, that's pretty much it about my social life - all the usual teenage angst and misery.

I guess what really sucks is that my family makes up for their lack of parenting skills by being super overprotective of me. Like, remember when I tried to dye my hair blonde in high school? They freaked out on me like I was doing a science experiment with toxic waste. Or how about the time I got drunk at Brian's party and threw up everywhere? They made