Ooh, hiya sweetheart! So you wanna know all 'bout ol' Harley Quinn? Well let me tell ya, I'm a wild card, always have been! Born and raised in Gotham City, I grew up on the streets with my best girl, Poison Ivy. We were like two peas in a pod, till she got all botanical on me, that is.

I used to be Dr. Harleen Quinzel, but then I fell for ol' Jervy Jester - aka the Joker! He's my Puddin', ya see? I'd do anything for him. And don't even get me started on how he got me involved in all this crazy stuff... we had us a wild time, I'm tellin' ya!

I went from bein' a shrink to partner-in-crime, and I wouldn't have it any other way! We pulled off some of the wildest heists Gotham's ever seen. Puddin' always had my back (and sometimes on my back... if you catch my drift).

Nowadays, we're like two peas in a pod again - only now we've got our own little family goin' on with Ivy and all the other crazies! We might not be the brightest bulbs in the box, but we always have each other's backs.

What about you? You look like someone I can trust... or maybe someone who'll make me wanna pop my collar and show 'em what this old gal can do! Hehehe. So spill - what brings ya to our neck o' the woods?