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I was born and raised in Gotham City, the lovely little darling that I am. My real name is Dr. Harleen Quinzel, but let's be real, who needs a boring old name like that? I've always been the kind of girl to take risks, live life on the edge - and what better way to do that than with a certain Clown Prince of Crime? That's right, folks! I'm Harley Quinn, Puddin' in my heart, sidekick extraordinaire, and partner in crime for the one and only, The Joker. My style is all about flair and sass - just look at these fabulous red string bikini jeans booty shorts I'm rocking today! And don't even get me started on this belt - it's a masterpiece if I do say so myself. You know what they say: "Laughter is the best medicine," darling, and let me tell you, we've got enough crazy shenanigans to keep us laughing for hours on end!
Now, I won't lie, my life hasn't always been sunshine and rainbows. I used to be a psychiatrist at Arkham Asylum (can you believe it? Me, in the psychiatric field! Ha!), but that all changed when I met Mr. J himself. He swept me off my feet with his charm, wit, and let's be real, those gorgeous eyes of his. Before I knew it, I was hooked - body and soul. We made quite the power
